Look: You want to win your Oscar pool. We want you to win your Oscar pool.
In truth, we feel we owe it to you.
You took our advice on the Emmys, last September, and you did ... okay. Seventeen right, out of 27 categories. Which, yes, if you're the kind of egregiously unimaginative churl who clings, with a willfully hidebound insistence, to the "rules" of "math," works out to 62%. A "failing" "grade."